And, unfortunately, the U.S. Senate. James Inhofe continues to set new records for astonishing statements. The latest, captured at SenateMajority.com: “What’s happened [in Iraq] is nothing short of a miracle.”
That’s right: 45,000 dead Iraqis is a miracle. Bodies turning up daily with evidence of gruesome torture, a miracle. A country littered with depleted uranium, a miracle. The optimism is blinding.
Of course, it all makes sense from Inhofe’s perspective. He’s got a direct line to God through a little piece of technology called the Good Book. (God’s number? 10. As in, Commandments!) If you’re not in his interdimensional calling network, well, that’s your fault for picking the wrong plan.
The Most Dangerous Mind in Oklahoma
And, unfortunately, the U.S. Senate. James Inhofe continues to set new records for astonishing statements. The latest, captured at SenateMajority.com: “What’s happened [in Iraq] is nothing short of a miracle.”
That’s right: 45,000 dead Iraqis is a miracle. Bodies turning up daily with evidence of gruesome torture, a miracle. A country littered with depleted uranium, a miracle. The optimism is blinding.
Of course, it all makes sense from Inhofe’s perspective. He’s got a direct line to God through a little piece of technology called the Good Book. (God’s number? 10. As in, Commandments!) If you’re not in his interdimensional calling network, well, that’s your fault for picking the wrong plan.
Behold the wisdom.
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